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FIB - Scams 101 - Ye Olde Archives
Posted By: MaaMaw
Wednesday, 15 February 2006, at 5:55 p.m.
Next time I seem to be drifting in this direction...
WILL SOMEBODY PLEASE SMACK ME UPSIDE THE HEAD??????
Holy crapoly!!
Luckily, I decided to experiment with a page that was Result #451 on Google when I did a search for "giraffe," so I really had nothing to lose.
That's a darn good thing, because the same page -- optimized to the best of my ability and the last of my hair -- is now nowhere to be found in the FIRST THOUSAND RESULTS on Google.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Mind you, it is showing up as something like #18 on a search for "giraffe facts," which is just dandy except for the fact that "giraffe facts" is searched a few hundred times each month, and "giraffe" is searched roughly 38,000 times.
The reason I subjected myself to this kind of torture is simple:
I don't get any traffic from common animals that get the most searches, and if I could remedy that situation, I feel sure I would be able to at least double my Adsense income, more likely quadruple it.
Anyhoo, when I set up my last form of interactivity, I checked it upside down and sideways and all the links worked; mysteriously, the interior anchor links no longer work on IE (dead as a doornail going down, work fine coming up, which is 100% worthless)... so I guess it's probably a good thing visitors didn't come swarming to my Giraffe Encounter.
Well... back to the drawing board.
I wish I could just scrap the whole bloody SEO thing, but I'm much too obsessive compulsive for that. I can't rest until I conquer the beast!!
Now I'm debating whether I want to cut my Giraffe into several pages; i.e., Giraffe Habitat, Giraffe Behavior, Giraffe Whatever... or keep it whole.
Ohhhhhh, decisions decisions.
AAARRRGGGHHH!!
Luv,
MaaMaw
P.S. I think another reason I'm so stuck on this is that once I leave it behind, I'll have to deal with rewriting and finding photos for 425 more critters, and that's a nasty thought indeed.
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