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Posted By: Sandi Moses In Response To: lifestyle---it's how you budget your money (Paul Bergman)
Friday, 28 October 2005, at 6:33 p.m.
> A friend sent this in an email today.
> There will be no nursing home in my future. When I get old and feeble,
> I am going to get on a Princess Cruise Ship. The average cost for a
> nursing home is $200 per day. I have checked on reservations at Princess
> and I can get a long-term discount and senior discount price of $135 per
> day. That leaves $65 a day for:
> 1. Gratuities, which will only be $10 per day.
> 2. I will have as many as 10 meals a day if I can waddle to the
> restaurant,
> or I can have room service (which means I can have breakfast in bed every
> day of the week).
> 3. Princess has as many as three swimming pools, a workout room, free
> washers and dryers, and shows every night.
> 4. They have free toothpaste and razors, and free soap and shampoo.
> 5. They will even treat you like a customer, not a patient. An extra $5
> worth of tips will have the entire staff scrambling to help you.
> 6. I will get to meet new people every 7 or 14 days.
> 7. T.V. broken? Light bulb needs changing? Need to have the mattress
> replaced? No Problem! They will fix everything and apologize for your
> inconvenience.
> 8. Clean sheets and towels every day, and you don't even have to ask
> for them.
> 9. If you fall in the nursing home and break a hip you are on Medicare;
> if you fall and break a hip on the Princess ship they will upgrade you
> to a suite for the rest of your life.
> Now hold on for the best! Do you want to see South America, the Panama
> Canal, Tahiti, Australia, New Zealand, Asia, or name where you want to
> go? Princess will have a ship ready to go. So don't look for me in a
> nursing home, just call me on the cell phone.
> Then when you die, they just dump you over the side at no charge.
I got this same e-mail awhile back. Looks good to me!
Sandi
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