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If you would be so kind as to critique my sales letter.....

Posted By: MaaMaw
Wednesday, 19 January 2005, at 10:31 a.m.

Dear Kiddies,

IT'S OVER!!!

We were officially canned on Monday, and I am officially NOT TYPING ANYMORE!! (Well, I do have one 20-year-client I brought with me when I moved, but I go for months without hearing from him, then it's just a report or two, so I am, after 24 years, officially ****FREE!!!!!!*****)

OH GLORY!!

OH RAPTURE!!

Okay, first things first. (I should tell you, except for two house payments, I have NO money, NO savings, and I'm having more fun than any one person should be allowed to have!! I'm so excited to be doing this stuff *without* *guilt* that I can hardly hit the keys.)

Anyhoo... back to business.

I'm going with "Destiny" (my adoption book).

Except for redoing the covers (which were really remarkably tasteful for someone with absolutely no talent until I tried to "fix" something and totally screwed them up last night), it's ready to go.

I've checked the contract for the clip art, and I can *definitely* use it in a book -- and of course I dug up my old emails officially confirming that permission. I know, as you said Mel, that it's conceivable an artist might come after me down the road somewhere and that sends chills down my spine, but I'm going to go for it anyway and hope the clip-art people didn't lie to me.

The new ending turned out great:

each on a separate page....

== did you know our family had a destiny too...
== can you guess?
== IT'S YOU! (with picture)
== you were our baby even before we knew
== it was written in the stars (quote from earlier in the book)

but that is neither here nor there.

Okey-doodle.

I'm selling it "onsies" -- but my focus is going to be on adoption lawyers.

If you're still awake after taking the usual long-road-to-the-point, would anyone who knows about this stuff be so kind as to critique my sales letter?

I've worked my hiney off on it, and I think I've covered all the "should's" and "shouldn'ts" --

GOD I LOVE THIS STUFF!!! It's hard to imagine I could actually get PAID for having such fun!!

Here it is.... but first, KEY POINT -- this is the letter going only to ADOPTION PROFESSIONALS (mainly lawyers unless I think of someone else) -- I haven't even thought about a sales letter for individuals (i.e., the end-users) of the book yet.

http://www.friendsinbusiness.com/adoptionlawyerletter.pdf

The PASSWORD is "boardbuddy"

Blessum yewz, dear Kiddies -- and please cross everything that moves so I won't have to go back to typing in two months!!

Luv,

MaaMaw

This is an afterthought a few hours later -- there was some confusion about what this book is (is it a "how-to-adopt book?" etc.). I put it back up on the net here for the next couple of days while I decide if I need to scrap the whole "lawyer" project or not. Thanx!! (BTW, the PASSWORD is boardbuddy)

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If you would be so kind as to critique my sales letter..... (views: 840)
MaaMaw -- Wednesday, 19 January 2005, at 10:31 a.m.
- Re: If you would be so kind as to critique my sales letter..... (views: 797)
  Nelson -- Wednesday, 19 January 2005, at 11:40 a.m.
  - Thanks.... (views: 756)
    MaaMaw -- Wednesday, 19 January 2005, at 11:47 a.m.
    - I forgot something (big DUH)..... (views: 719)
      MaaMaw -- Wednesday, 19 January 2005, at 12:04 p.m.
      - GOT IT! ((I think)..... (views: 719)
        MaaMaw -- Wednesday, 19 January 2005, at 12:19 p.m.
        
        Re: GOT IT! (I think)..... (views: 762)
        Nelson -- Wednesday, 19 January 2005, at 2:27 p.m.
        
        Well crappydoodle.... (views: 750)
        MaaMaw -- Wednesday, 19 January 2005, at 3:19 p.m.
        
        Okay, changes made.... (views: 715)
        MaaMaw -- Wednesday, 19 January 2005, at 3:39 p.m.
        
        I'm not totally clear on this (views: 778)
        Janice the nontechnical -- Wednesday, 19 January 2005, at 4:56 p.m.
        
        Oh DOUBLE crappy-doodle!!!!! (views: 822)
        MaaMaw -- Wednesday, 19 January 2005, at 5:16 p.m.
        
        While the book loads, where I'm coming from... (views: 899)
        MaaMaw -- Wednesday, 19 January 2005, at 5:30 p.m.
- Re: If you would be so kind as to critique my sales letter..... (views: 843)
  Kim -- Thursday, 20 January 2005, at 8:57 a.m.
  - Re: If you would be so kind as to critique my sales letter..... (views: 853)
    MaaMaw -- Thursday, 20 January 2005, at 10:14 a.m.
    - Re: If you would be so kind as to critique my sales letter..... (views: 795)
      Kim -- Thursday, 20 January 2005, at 12:24 p.m.
      - Thanks for your thoughts, Kim.... (views: 887)
        MaaMaw -- Thursday, 20 January 2005, at 2:25 p.m.
        
        One more thing.... you have 'I Love You Like Crazy Cakes" of course?? (DNO) (views: 784)
        MaaMaw -- Thursday, 20 January 2005, at 2:31 p.m.
        
        Re: One more thing.... you have 'I Love You Like Crazy Cakes" of course?? (DNO) (views: 751)
        Kim -- Thursday, 20 January 2005, at 4:11 p.m.
        
        Re: Thanks for your thoughts, Kim.... (views: 792)
        Kim -- Thursday, 20 January 2005, at 4:43 p.m.
        
        Oh!! That's not what I meant (it's better)... (views: 740)
        MaaMaw -- Thursday, 20 January 2005, at 7:08 p.m.

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