Friends & Business
& Scams 101
Scams 101 Index
(Class Catalog)
so many scams.... so little time!
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- The
Golden Rule of Biz-Ops (and a Little Pep Talk)
- This is Assignment No.
1, and it's a MUST for everyone. And if
you've already been scammed, our Little Pep Talk
is designed to get you thinking like a Survivor
instead of a Victim.
- The
"Want To Believe" Syndrome
- Untreated, this
condition can be fatal. There's no time like
the present to learn to recognize the symptoms,
because if they sneak up on you, you're dead
meat. You'll do what you want to do, and
nothing you read here or anywhere else can save
you.
- A
Big Ugly Red Flag: Where Does Their
Profit Come From?
- Do they make their
money on the opportunity itself, or on the product
you're supposedly being signed up to sell?
The wrong answer to this question should send you
screaming into the sunset.
- Stepping
Out of Your Comfort Zone Ain't All It's
Cracked Up To Be
- YOU say you're not a
salesman. THEY say you have to get out of
your comfort zone or you'll never make it.
I say horsepucky!
- The
Anatomy of a Worthless Guarantee
- To master this subject,
you're going to have to start thinking like a
crook so you can see through those neat little
loopholes that are guaranteed to leave you hopping
mad but completely powerless.
- The
Mentor, The Little Voice, and Me
- A cheap but important
lesson in learning to trust your instincts.
Your built-in radar is the best protection you've
got.... but so easy to ignore when you WANT to
believe!
- The
"Biz Op" Seminar Racket
- Don't miss this
section!!.... These stinky things have become a
national epidemic, they're multiplying faster than
fleas, and there are heavy casualties in every
town they hit.
- Make
Millions as An Internet Consultant!
- Contrary to what Mr.
Personality tells you, selling space in his mall
is NOT likely to make you rich. Mr.
Personality, on the other hand, stands an
EXCELLENT chance of getting rich selling workshops
at $2,995 a pop.
- Association
of Certified Liquidators (ACL)
- I'm extra proud of this
one, considering it was edited (and edited) (and
edited) under the direct supervision of (and
threats from) Mitch Klass, owner of ACL.
It's my personal favorite, and I think Mitch likes
it too, since he finally went away.
- Well
yeah, I guess you could say it's MLM.... But
We'll Build Your Downline For You!
- "All you have to do is
mail postcards, we'll do the rest!" They
call it "The Power of Spillover." I call it,
"How To Recruit Suckers To Foot The Bill."
- Home
Workers Needed to do Typing (or Data Entry)
- This one targets
wannabe Stay-At-Home Moms. But there is no
JOB and there are no CLIENTS.... just empty forms
and empty promises!
- Make
$1 (or $2 or >>golly whiz!<< even
$5) for Every Envelope You Stuff!
- This one has been
around since scams began, and nearly every
"opportunity seeker" (that's us) falls for it
eventually.
- Earn
Great Money Assembling Crafts at Home!
- No question about it,
somebody is going to make great money.... but I
guarantee it won't be you.
- Oh
Wow! I Can Make a Killing Selling My
Recipes in the Tabloids!
- Of course you can....
because if you couldn't, the same people wouldn't
be running their ads for twelve weeks
straight. Or would they?
- Make
Your Fortune Selling Personal Trading Cards
- A real product with
real potential.... but in the wrong hands, these
little cards can spell disaster. You don't
have to fork over your life savings to get into
this business!
- We'll
Pay You $9.95 for Every Photograph You Take!
- "I just can't stop
taking pictures," the Happy Housewife squealed....
hahahahahahah!! Oh what a hoot! (A $59
hoot, but still a hoot.)
- A PREVIEW OF COMING
ATTRACTIONS:
- The (Black) Magic of
Frontloading.
A Foolproof Method to Check Out Any
"Opportunity" before you bite.
Dissect Three 100% Honest Opportunities and See
What Makes Them Different.
Stock Phrases That Should Send You Screaming
Into The Sunset.
The
"Of-Course-It'll-Work-How-Could-It-Not-Work?"
Syndrome.
The Pistimonials Page.
A Real Home-Based Business.... Is There Such An
Animal?
The Psychology of Scamming Otherwise Intelligent
People.
What To Do If You've Been a Victim and You're
Out for Blood.
Power In Numbers: Collecting Other
Victims.
The Myth of the Magic Vending Machine
Scam Links.... All the Next Best.
Gather 'round,
Kiddies!
What does "Making a Bundle on eBay" mean
to you? How about spending every
waking moment hunting down products,
taking pictures, writing listings, and
RElisting all the stuff that didn't sell
(as in "most of it")? Oh yes, then
there's standing in line at the Post
Office for 17 years... and don't
forget counting that profit on your ten
little toes.
Granted, that's how a lot of people do it
(including more than a few Power
Sellers)... but that isn't the way smart
business owners do it. Once you
learn to write killer ad copy and combine
eBay selling with tried & true email
marketing techniques (on autopilot no
less), you'll have time to actually enjoy
some of that money (what a concept!).
Click
here to blow the cork off your eBay
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