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FIB - Scams 101 - Ye Olde Archives
Posted By: BenV
Tuesday, 7 February 2006, at 10:43 a.m.
Hello future Trillionare,
I have a system that will make you incredibly rich. I have used it myself and I want to give back to the community so I am offering my system to the first 1,000,000,000,000 people who respond with only $1. That's right, it will only cost you $1! What have you got to lose? With my system you will get:
- Money, more than you could possibly spend at any one location (excluding locations where gambling is legal).
- Friends, sure they will be fake "money" friends but they will always be there when you need them (as long as you don't blow all your money in a location that has legal gambling).
- Reputation, the thing that is holding you back now will be polished by all the money (again, not valid in legal gambling locations).
Naturally, your curiosity has been peeked by this point so I need to give you a glimpse of my system so that you know it is genuine. My system involves wagering on the outcome of an entertainment device. The device is a little sensitive so I can't tell you exactly what it is called, but rest assured that I and thousands of others have gotten very rich with this device. It was once considered illegal and immoral but thanks to certain politicians it is now widespread and legal in several states. For some reason, the politicians don't want me to thank them individually here but they never pass up the opportunity to get into other mediums to get their names out. Oh well, their loss and your gain. Back to the topic on-hand, the devices. You will need at least 20 to start, but don't worry about that we only sell in groups of 5 so any price you see listed in our catalogue is for a 5 piece unit. Next you will need to connect all of your devices to a central computer that can control these entertainment devices. The computer will keep track of how much money goes into the devices and determine when you can afford for a win to occur. Once one of your devices gives a win our provided software will ensure that no other device on that computer gives out more than .5% of intake until you have doubled your payout.
(Ok, now can anybody guess what the device is and how this scenario is a conundrum?)
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