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Posted By: Jim G In Response To: How to win over the neighbors... (MaaMaw)
Tuesday, 29 November 2005, at 8:13 p.m.
> Offer them a percentage and they'll line up to poop on your porch.
> Just put out a five-gallon bucket when you go to bed and pay them in the
> morning.
> Luv,
> MaaMaw
This could lead to a whole new group of gurus, or evacuation educators, if you will.
The World Wide Webb announces a new MOVEMENT has begun.
The latest firm to enter the scene, STOOLS-R-US, has announced a new plant to be run by the un-DUNG heros who’ve given a whole new meaning to the phrase: “I’ve had enough of this CRAP.”
The firm’s executive of excretion, B.M. Daily, says now’s the time to cash in on CA-CA. He’s launched a search for people with the TROTS.
He says folks have been FLUSHING fortunes down the tubes when they could be making some extra pesos from POOP.
Denying that he’s been threatened with DISCHARGE, the new “daddy of defecation” is calling on all "entrepreneurs of excretion" to help ELIMINATE poverty and enjoy a life of more EFFLUENCE.
His latest e-book, “There’s A Fortune In Feces” is available at DOO-DOO.com.
Oh, and he reminds everyone, “Don’t forget to wash your hands.”
Jim G
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