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Posted By: Bob Baroner In Response To: Oh goody, Bob... yet another game of "Catch Me If You Can"..... (MaaMaw)
Saturday, 5 November 2005, at 9:07 a.m.
> Yes I did.
> No, I'm not.
> You didn't read my first post very well, did you Bob??
> After making it perfectly clear that I had only RECEIVED the course three
> days earlier, this is what I said:
> "(The sad part is, I won't be able to apply the heavy stuff right
> now because I can't take any more detours, but my head is spinning just
> thinking how it can help me in my Ebay *dabbling* -- so if you're serious
> about Ebay and you have the time, I *really* believe this can be your
> ticket to success.)"
> Note the following details:
> STATEMENT: "I won't be able to apply the heavy stuff right
> now..."
> IMPLICATION: I haven't followed the steps in this course myself yet.
> STATEMENT: "...thinking about how it can help me in my Ebay
> *dabbling*..."
> IMPLICATION: I'm going to keep right on dabbling because I have too
> many other things going on, but I EXPECT it will help me tremendously even
> at the "dabbling" level.
> STATEMENT: "...I *really* believe..."
> IMPLICATION: It is my *personal opinion*...
> STATEMENT: "...this can be your ticket to success."
> IMPLICATION: Just what it says -- it CAN be, not it WILL be your
> ticket to anything. Like everything else, it depends entirely on
> what each individual does with it.
> Why yes, you did.
> You missed all of the above.
> If I had already applied what is taught in the course and made a bundle of
> money with it, you can bet I would have made it abundantly clear.
> HERE'S THE POOP (again):
> The course answers literally HUNDREDS, maybe THOUSANDS, of questions I
> personally have had since I started *dabbling* on eBay.
> I have done a ton of research and have come up with some of the answers on
> my own, but I have spent countless hours doing it, and I've found enough
> conflicting opinions to bring on a ten-year migraine, and of course
> there's no way to know which conflicting opinion is right because
> everybody's an expert, right?
> This course:
> is unbelievably comprehensive, covering every topic in great detail...
> puts all the answers at my fingertips...
> in an organized manner...
> in step-by-step fashion wherever practical.
>
> It is based on:
> the experience of an individual who started selling his own cast-offs,
> just like most of us do, and is now selling over $8 million in products
> per year on eBay alone.
> It was researched, written, and compiled by:
> the Internet Marketing Center, founded by the Late, Great Corey Rudl and
> carrying on in his footsteps...
> Which gives me confidence that...
> it has been carefully and accurately researched...
> it is based on the PERSONAL EXPERIENCE of an individual who has been
> there, done that, and is still doing that...
> I can count on what it says and follow the guidelines it sets forth and
> know that I am on the right track.
> It is my personal opinion that anyone who has dabbled on eBay and felt
> they were being nickle-and-dimed to death and frequently screamed,
> "WHY? WHY? WHY?" as they were listing yet another stack of items
> that required 8 hours of their time and would probably net them 20 bucks,
> and they swore they were going to quit but every time they made a sale --
> even a little one -- the adrenalin started flowing and once again then
> were hopelessly addicted, but they wanted more MORE *MORE* and they were
> sure it was out there if only they knew how.....
> WHAT?
> Oh yes...
> It is MY PERSONAL OPINION --
> from READING THE COURSE and seeing what I personally have turned up
> through hours and HOURS and *HOURS* of research, PLUS about a thousand
> times more --
> all neatly laid out for me in usable form --
> that anyone who has dabbled in eBay as more or less a hobby but they have
> felt, and continue to feel, the desire to make *real* money almost
> literally burning a hole in their gut (because it can be SUCH an exercise
> in futility if you don't really know what you're doing) cannot help but
> profit from this course.
> And furthermore...
> it is MY PERSONAL OPINION that anyone who reads this course and doesn't
> benefit enough to justify the price of shipping both ways -- (remember,
> your satisfaction is 100% guaranteed but you pay shipping) -- is either in
> a coma or brain dead.
> Sorry to disappoint you, Bob.
> You aren't going to catch me in any lies or even any exaggerations, but
> you can sure keep trying if it makes you happy.
> Luv,
> MaaMaw
> P.S. Oh, and thanks for asking. You gave me a great
> opportunity to talk about the course all over again.
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