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Posted By: John In Response To: off topic...but this one's driving me buggy!! (Rick K.)
Friday, 15 July 2005, at 8:49 a.m.
Wanna know the best way to kill em !
I sent the wife round, that'll scare em to death !
> Maa-Maw, if you want to nuke this one, that's fine.
> I know it's off-topic.
> BUT...'ve got a problem that I can't seem to solve. What is it?
> Bugs. Real ones. (not the computer kind)
> You see, we've gotten these teeny tiny little ants that love sugar invade
> the kitchen cabinets.
> I've tried ant traps, they ignore them. Poison, they come back.
> I can just see someone here saying, "just put all the sugar up,
> dummy!"
> I've tried. I put the sugar and cereal in big zip-lock baggies. They
> chewed holes through them.
> Put everything sweet in tupperware-like containers. They're so tiny, they
> find the littlest crack or gap and come marching right on in...much like
> my in-laws whenever I BBQ. (grin)
> I don't know where else to turn. I looked up a solution on the internet
> (put a small dab of jelly on a saucer. Put a ring of yeast around the
> jelly. The ants eat the yeast to get to the jelly...and they explode.
> Didn't work.)
> I really don't know where else to ask this buggy question, so I came here.
> Anyone have any solutions????
> Thanks,
> Rick K.
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