Daily Dose of Sanity - Better Idea

Turmeric Enterprises, LLC, a fully incorporated offshore entity with offices in London, Sydney, Frankfurt, Kuala Lumpur, Johannesburg, and Hayward California, has recently embarked upon a project to provide a new form of 'e-currency' to the internet community. Unlike traditional e-currency the unit of commerce will be the hamburger.

Traditional 'e-currency' schemes, such as e-gold and london gold exchange, work by allowing any idiot with a credit card to buy currency, say 5 oz of gold, and claim it as theirs, thru a 'market maker'. The company has a big vault of gold in say London or Dubai or somewhere and they tick off in their database who owns how much of it. If you want to pay someone, say, for ordering a plushie Rush Limbaugh doll off eBay, you simply tell e-gold to give that person a couple ounces of e-gold and blammo it is done.

The problem with gold, silver, and all the other crap they are trying to use in these schemes, is that its price fluctuates. And frankly this whole idea is not much different than the normal paypal/bank-account schemes, where instead of buying pieces of gold you buy 'dollars', which aren’t even real. Dollars are just a figment of our imagination that are worth something because we all agree on it and have faith in the US government to save these banks if they go bankrupt or whatever.

Stock is value-less, gold is value-less, dollars are value-less. These might all just go to nothing overnight and there's nothing anyone could do about it.

But there is one thing that stands the test of time. It reminds us of what was good, and what can be again. America has always been changing, like an army of steamrollers crossing its face, erased like a blackboard and built back up again. But hamburgers; Hamburgers were the one constant.

Hamburgers were there to mark the time.

That is why we at Turmeric Enterprises, LLC, have invested three hundred thousand dollars into opening the first e-hamburgers futures trading commodity exchange and currency fund. We hope to achieve a volume of 3 billion pounds of beef by the end of 2010. Plans are underway to partner with eBay to provide instant purchase agreements for auction items. Withdrawal of funds can be done through any of McDonald’s more than 28,000 worldwide locations , with any order of a soft drink.

These low transaction fees are part of turmeric enterprises ongoing commitment to provide value to the customer. As a bonus we will send you a free toy with any hamburger you purchase from one of our locations.

Enjoy.

> e-Currency Exchange Program

> For those of you looking for some get rich, “show me the money now, I want
> to make a million tomorrow,” you may as well stop reading right here. This
> is a serious opportunity for serious people only.

> This is your chance to learn about the e-Currency Exchange Business and at
> a price that has the competition in a frenzy! The competitors price is
> just not that affordable to most people and they know it! We are here to
> offer you a choice, and a better one at that!

> NO! This Program is NOT a ‘get rich quick' scheme nor it is an HYIP, MLM
> or Forex.

> Here's what you get:

> An easy to follow guide that gets you up and running in a matter of a
> couple of days. (Possibly hours if you already have an e-gold or e-Bullion
> account.) Without this guidance it could take you weeks and if you sign up
> incorrectly it could cost you money instead of earning you money. The key
> to this business is to learn how to get started correctly and receive
> guidance from someone with experience. There is a sharp learning curve,
> but it can be navigated with good support and one on one advice. We don’t
> want to scare you, but we do want to be honest and truthful. No pie in the
> sky stuff here. This is a business for serious investors that understand
> that a business takes time to set up and learn properly.

> Telephone support and guidance with people that are available immediately.
> No waiting for hours or even days for someone to call you back with
> answers to your questions. Customer satisfaction is everything!

> You receive access to an online group of people at every level of this
> business ready to share their knowledge and success with you any time of
> the day or night. You will also have access to all the latest knowledge of
> updates, innovations and changes to this program at NO EXTRA CHARGE from
> us.

> Our forum membership gives you access to online video training that is
> updated as any new changes take place. You will receive a monthly
> newsletter as well as pre-EOS reminders. You will have access to online
> workbooks and Excel spreadsheets that help you to manage your business
> optimally. There are weekly i-conference training sessions as well to keep
> you up to date and current.

> An iron clad money back guarantee. If you do get signed up and don’t see
> your money growing noticeably after a month, we will refund your purchase
> price, period.

> So what are you waiting for?